Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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