i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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