he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize