Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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