State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
