Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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