I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
if only i could text you this smell
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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