Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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