also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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