that's an acceptable place to lick
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
two words: eviction party
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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