ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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