I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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