i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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