I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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