Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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