i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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