she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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