Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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