I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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