2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
there's paper in my vomit.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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