her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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