Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
