): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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