i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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