the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
how does that bad decision feel?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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