we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
