you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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