Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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