i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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