Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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