Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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