no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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