Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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