you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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