Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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