Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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