Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Success! We fucked roommates!
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