Ambien. No doubt about it.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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