Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
