he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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