Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Randomize
