you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
