Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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