plz talk dirty to me
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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