DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
