No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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