I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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