The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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