its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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