I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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