We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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