Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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