is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she peed on how many people?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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