i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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