Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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