You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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