called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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