i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize