Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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