she takes plan B like it's going out of style
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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